Funny Golf Quotes

Billy Graham

“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”

“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”

“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”

“If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.”